SEOUL – After reading in The Miami Times that Kim Jongun has got himself a hydrogen bomb, future GOP presidential nominee Marco Rubio immediately flew here to bolster his foreign policy chops. A solitary reporter’s numerous Korean friends observed his arrival.
“The Donald keeps yelling about how dangerous North Korea is,” Rubio said, “so I am here to reassure President Park Geun-hye that as president, I will never capitulate to Kim Jungun.”
“There are plenty of reasons why I am rarely in the Senate Chamber,” Rubio continued. “This is one of them."