Rubio In Seoul

SEOUL – After reading in The Miami Times that Kim Jongun has got himself a hydrogen bomb, future GOP presidential nominee Marco Rubio immediately flew here to bolster his foreign policy chops. A solitary reporter’s numerous Korean friends observed his arrival.


“The Donald keeps yelling about how dangerous North Korea is,” Rubio said, “so I am here to reassure President Park Geun-hye that as president, I will never capitulate to Kim Jungun.”


“There are plenty of reasons why I am rarely in the Senate Chamber,” Rubio continued. “This is one of them."


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