TRUMP TOWER — The Donald has named his choice for a running mate: Rush Limbaugh.
“It makes perfect sense,” a solitary reporter observed. “Neither one of them cares a whit about the average person. They're both blowhards, they’re both narcissists, and they’re both ignorant and proud of it."
Elsewhere, in Colorado Springs, James Dobson, the founder of Focus on the Family, told our associate solitary reporter, Lewis Thompson, that he expects that his endorsement of Ted Cruz means that Cruz will pick him to be his running mate.
“I would be thrilled to have Jim Dobson a heartbeat away from having his thumb on the nuclear black box,” Cruz tweeted Ralph Reed, the founder of The Christian Coalition.